This is my prime squirrel-watchin' post. I like to yell at them as they sneak up onto the steps to snack on the pumpkin that Daddy left there. Um, Daddy, Halloween was like a month ago.
Mommy's shoes! New Balance? More like NO Balance! Am I right?!? HA! Man, I am funny. Check out Daddy just loungin' in the background there. He's watching football on the big new TV that he and Mommy got. Sure, Daddy, just sit there and relax while I clomp around in this gigantic boot. Don't worry about helping me. I got this. I've been walking for, what, four months? Really, sit there. Relax. Can I get you a beer?